It's That Time (Again)
Dec. 22nd, 2007 11:35 pmWell I guess the winter holidays had their year end party the other night. Christmas must have gotten blotto and decided to stagger home. He obviously got sick on the way because he seems to have thrown up on several local yards.
That's the only explanation I can come up with for the *riot* of giant tchotchkes crammed on to peoples' lawns. Is it necessary to have Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus, The 3 Wise men assorted animals, Santa, Rudolph and all the other reindeer, Charlie Brown, assorted angels, shepherds, carolers, Tiny Tim and Scrooge numerous other season icons and Sponge Bob Square Pants (WTF??!!) on your front lawn to celebrate the season? I think Harry Hanukkah, Susie Solstice and Kizzy Kwanza were crammed in there for good measure. It's enough to make the aforementioned Baby Jesus cry.
The power sucked up by the multi colored blinking lights is the reason California runs short in July.
People, aside from providing me with LULZ is there any valid reason for this?
I am finally infected by the Christmas Spirit.
That's the only explanation I can come up with for the *riot* of giant tchotchkes crammed on to peoples' lawns. Is it necessary to have Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus, The 3 Wise men assorted animals, Santa, Rudolph and all the other reindeer, Charlie Brown, assorted angels, shepherds, carolers, Tiny Tim and Scrooge numerous other season icons and Sponge Bob Square Pants (WTF??!!) on your front lawn to celebrate the season? I think Harry Hanukkah, Susie Solstice and Kizzy Kwanza were crammed in there for good measure. It's enough to make the aforementioned Baby Jesus cry.
The power sucked up by the multi colored blinking lights is the reason California runs short in July.
People, aside from providing me with LULZ is there any valid reason for this?
I am finally infected by the Christmas Spirit.