Christmas Carols for the Disturbed...

[cinema_babe]

I found these amusing but understanding that some people might find joking about about mental illness in bad taste, I'm putting it under a cut.

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

11. Tourette Syndrome – Silent night. Fuck you! Holy night. All is calm. Asshole! All is bright.


In other news, if you haven't already, I would suggest that anyone who shares my twisted, irreverent sense of humor check out sinister_cat. It's a peppery one panel strip that features a vaguely Kilban style cat who has an air of both superiority and contempt. And Sinister Cat is cruel, so deliciously cruel.

You've go to check this out.

Comments

[tn-grrl.livejournal.com]

i am so glad you posted the sinister_cat link!!!! what a treat for 2008! :)

*hugs for you*

[catwithbell.livejournal.com]

*roflsnort*

[1cmf.livejournal.com]

I like it! :)

[geeksdoitbetter.livejournal.com]

~snork~

those carols are excellent

[bailey21975.livejournal.com]

I wandered to your journal via an intelligent comment of yours in the polyamory community. Fell in love with Sinister Cat. Sticking around, if you don't mind.