Sometimes It's The Smallest Things

I've had a very similar conversation with people in the past. I'll dither over whether I should get a small tattoo or not and I always seem to come back to the fact that it would be very hard to come up with anything more significant than the two dots on each thigh and four on my abdomen.

Not be the geographical coordinates of where my kids were born (but I don't have any kids that's a bit of moot point anyway.
Not MOM or her name (which is also my name!)
Not my favorite vacation spot
Not my alma mater, or my first car, or my shoes or anything really.

Those eight tiny dots that look like little moles, if you can even see them at all, will have to do.

And I think they will. ( Today's XKCD )

Know Your Sexist Terms For Sexually Aggressive Women

bart_calendar, LJ's resident drunken, ex-pat wordsmith, has compiled a list of feline words that can be used to denigrate older women who prefer younger men. I'm glad we got that all settled.

BTW: If you read the comments it seems that I have been dubbed a cheetah. I like that so much more than being a cougar. But I can change :)

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Originally posted by bart_calendar at Know Your Sexist Terms For Sexually Aggressive Women

On Jezebel yesterday someone referred to a 70 year old woman who wants to fuck a boy in his 20s as a cougar.

No! This is not right!

Here are the actual terms for these situation:

Cougar: A 40 year old woman in this situation

Jaguar: A 55 year old woman in this situation

Snow Leopard: A 70 year old woman in this situation

Sabre Tooth Tiger: An 85 year old woman in this situation

Lion: A 45 year old woman pretending to be 29 years old in this situation

Learn it. Know it. Live it.