Easy Wind and Downy Flake

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I stole sanityseeker's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I helped tactisle hide a body (-173 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I helped yohannon across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-168 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cinema_babe

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I'm smart, sexy as hell, beautiful (in a voluptuous girl next door sort of way, can I get a big Hell Yeah!), have a voice like an angel and apparently Santa is giving me the shaft this year (and not in the 'high hard one' sort of way I enjoy) Well, big man, that's okay I like helping my LJ friends hide bodies and cross the street. The purse thing was a mistake, a terrible terrible mistake, um sort of.

Bring it on, I'm not scared of you and your stinkin' elves! We'll see who gets the spanking this year buddy!